Rick [about the TV] Who broke it?

*silence*

Rick I'm not mad. I just wanna know.

Morty *looks around at everyone* I did. I broke the tel–

Rick No. No you didn't. Summer?

Summer Don't look at me. Look at dad.

Jerry What? I didn't break it!

Summer Huh! That's weird! How'd you even know it was broken?

Jerry Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Summer Suspicious.

Jerry No, it's not!

Jerry If it matters, probably not. But you were the last one to use it.

Summer Liar, I don't even touch that thing!

Jerry Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the television earlier?

Summer I use the television as a chair because it's more comfortable! Everyone knows that, dad!

Morty Okay let's not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Rick.

Rick No! Who broke it?

Summer *hushed tone* grandpa? Mom's been awfully quiet.

Beth Really! Really!

Summer Yeah, really!

Beth Oh my god!

*everyone starts arguing*

Rick [off to the side] I broke it. It kept beeping at me so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Rick *looks back at everyone arguing* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.